Some times you just have to say "What the %^$# ?"

Pumping Gasoline

Ever been pumping gas and actually look at that fine print on the label over the nozzle?

"This dispenser nozzle equipped with a vapor recovery system. Do not top off your gas tank."

Wow, for the environment, this pump has a "vapor recovery system" in the nozzle. Excellent. Now how about installing a "Gallon of gasoline dribbling out onto my paint and shoes as I replace the nozzle on the pump Recovery System"? That would be swell....