Agent Smecker: "Good Shooting. Shitty Shooting."
The place was completely deserted when I came in this afternoon, so I asked the rangemaster if I could 'get creative'. He and I have been long time aquaintances. He said no problem, but no rapids, double-taps are OK though. I told him if you can double-tap, theres no need for rapids. He laughed and told me to get my ass out there.
I have been an emotional train-wreck the past two days. Today, in my element, I was as frosty as the old days. You could lay a single black pasty over all the groups. I even did some failure drills for old time's sake. Double-tap center mass, one round head. I look around like a shoplifter to see if anyone was taking any special notice. All Right! Giggity, Giggity! El Commandante drill next, sans weapons presentation from the holster. I knew that would get me ejected from the range. Side by side sillouettes. Double-tap right target center mass, Double-tap left target center mass, combat magazine change as smooth as silk, single round head right, single round head left. Eleven seconds. My confidence in myself is coming round the bend. 'The Best' is a tag seldomly placed on any of my character traits or abilities. 'Cept one....
As it were, the range guys were watching me the whole time. My rangemaster 'buddy' rung me up at the register.
Say, you wouldn't want to go in with a range team, would you?
Nope.
Fair nuff. I guess you don't shoot for fun, do you?
Nope.
I may not be able to save a life. I may not be able to keep a g/f. I may take it bare fisted from the corporate world right in the grille on a weekly basis. But I am able to put steel jacketed rounds into anything I need to. Scho is back.
Aarah.
I have been an emotional train-wreck the past two days. Today, in my element, I was as frosty as the old days. You could lay a single black pasty over all the groups. I even did some failure drills for old time's sake. Double-tap center mass, one round head. I look around like a shoplifter to see if anyone was taking any special notice. All Right! Giggity, Giggity! El Commandante drill next, sans weapons presentation from the holster. I knew that would get me ejected from the range. Side by side sillouettes. Double-tap right target center mass, Double-tap left target center mass, combat magazine change as smooth as silk, single round head right, single round head left. Eleven seconds. My confidence in myself is coming round the bend. 'The Best' is a tag seldomly placed on any of my character traits or abilities. 'Cept one....
As it were, the range guys were watching me the whole time. My rangemaster 'buddy' rung me up at the register.
Say, you wouldn't want to go in with a range team, would you?
Nope.
Fair nuff. I guess you don't shoot for fun, do you?
Nope.
I may not be able to save a life. I may not be able to keep a g/f. I may take it bare fisted from the corporate world right in the grille on a weekly basis. But I am able to put steel jacketed rounds into anything I need to. Scho is back.
Aarah.
2 Comments:
yeah, but that's b/c angelina jolie was giving him the ugliest, nastiest monkey sex he's ever had. jen is a cute girl, but you can never say no to a blowjob from a woman who has lips big enough to park a jet on.
glad to see you are feeling better bro. you had me worried there for a while.
Round for round, bro. Scho is back. Keeping my powder dry and clearing my six...
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