Not-so-great moments in common sense
Shooting Threat
In one of my mandatory nights in retail hell, we had a man call customer service and threaten to shoot a customer service rep he had dealings with when the rep walked out into the parking lot.
Of course, Plano P.D. was called, they responded and patrolled the property for the rest of the evening, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah.
Loss Prevention had the bright idea not to let the employees walk out to their cars at the end of the evening unless they went out In Groups.
IN GROUPS?!!!
Shooter: Hey, he's surrounded by a pack of employees.
Shooter: Hey, odds are I'll at least hit someone, and they all piss me off.
What ever happened to keeping an interval outside a kill radius?
Morons...
Oh, and for the record, after telling several employees about this plan, Linus was the only one who started laughing, making the logical, and cynical connection first...
In one of my mandatory nights in retail hell, we had a man call customer service and threaten to shoot a customer service rep he had dealings with when the rep walked out into the parking lot.
Of course, Plano P.D. was called, they responded and patrolled the property for the rest of the evening, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah.
Loss Prevention had the bright idea not to let the employees walk out to their cars at the end of the evening unless they went out In Groups.
IN GROUPS?!!!
Shooter: Hey, he's surrounded by a pack of employees.
Shooter: Hey, odds are I'll at least hit someone, and they all piss me off.
What ever happened to keeping an interval outside a kill radius?
Morons...
Oh, and for the record, after telling several employees about this plan, Linus was the only one who started laughing, making the logical, and cynical connection first...
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