Not to be rude, but what THE hell are you doing?!

The Mgmt Cadre, as seen through the eyes of one SAIA Freight driver:

PP has five docks. Number one has a cement ramp up to the bay. Numbers two through five are standard. The SAIA 53' backs up to number two to on-load a huge shipment of mechanicals headed for Mexico. The driver gets out in order to head up the ramp and into the facility. Standing on the ramp are four managers of various disciplines in business casual, and this one, in jeans, because I can get away with it. All five are in shirtsleaves and tie or polos, and all are donning welder's masks and looking up into the sky, looking like a really bad, low-budget, 80's new-wave video on MTV circa 1983.

Jerry the SAIA guy: Um, don't take this the wrong way, but what in THE hell are you guys doing?!

The Chuckleheads(muffled by masks): What, do you live in a cave?! There's a hybrid solar eclipse going on right now...

Jerry the SAIA guy: Oh.

Jerry the SAIA guy: You got another one of those masks?

Gotta love a workplace where the hustle and bustle can easily be interrupted by the wonders of the world, captivating the head honcho on down...