I've had it...

Un-freaking-believable.

You remember the scene in "Billy Madison" where Steve Buscemi had a list of people to kill? Add ANY ABC network executive to my list. Let me set this one up for you:

It is 6:41 to go in the third quarter of the USC-CSU game at L.A. Coliseum. USC, my USC, is up 35-0. Capitalizing on a pair of red zone turnovers by CSU and a nothing but outright dominating offense by USC, the Trojans are rolling at this point, and I'm having a ball. At this time ABC comes in with "Now we'd like to take you to a closer game..." and switches over to Clemson-GT. CLEMSON-GT?!!! What the fuck? Oh, I'm sorry. ABC would rather have me turn off the station completely and not view any of their precious advertising rather than take a commercial crack at my shopping habits by allowing me to watch my USC game in it's entirety. And I just know that CSU is going to make a game of it in the 4th and I will have to read about it tomorrow on ESPN.com. ABC, come and take your pistol-whipping, you motherless ass clowns. I'm so freaking mad I could kick a golden retriever puppy or a democrat right now....

It's a good thing I bought Kill Bill Vol. 2 today....