This just in:

The yellow Live Strong bracelets you are seeing everyone wear, may be deadly.

This is no joke. Well, it has ironic humor, but it is no joke. The color of the band is the same color as that of a major hospital corporation's designator bracelet placed on patients who opt for "Do Not Resuscitate". Okay, everything is real. And it is funny. Real funny.

Just give them your money folks. If you're the kind of person who would do that in the first place, everyone around you already knows you are cool. No reason to wear a bracelet, or a ribbon, or a t-shirt. That's what the shallow hollywood types wear to make the public think they are here in life for more than a buck.