Year of the Monkey? I don't think so....
The Chinese astroligers say this is the 'Year of the Monkey'. They are wrong.
It is the 'Year of the Ass'.
I spent a goodly amount of time in a mall on Thursday, (yeah, slam me for being a last minute shopper), and spent exactly my second day of the year in a mall walking around to find my last gift.
I was in the zone, nothing could keep me from my target; my last gift. The denim tried their hardest, though. I don't know if it is the water, genetics, or the new cut of jeans this year. But the Gap/Old Navy/Ralph Lauren tried to do their best.
Everyone, I mean EVERYONE had a very nice caboose. I thought I was in heat, but I mentioned this to LBG on our Christmas night outing and he agreed, with several examples pointed out to me inside Snookies Grill.
I wonder if denim has a vintage, because I will remember the year 2004. Ahhh. What a year.
The only reason I write this is the fact that I had the opportunity to just relax on the eve of Christmas Eve, spend a great evening with the folks on Christmas Eve, spend a great day on Christmas Day eating every two hours, spend a great evening with LBG on the perfunctory Christmas night depressurazation night out, and the night of snow crab legs, buffalo wings, and some really nice asses to look at tonight. Curse you, Mer for not having your ass there, too...
This was the first Christmas for me in over five. Till now it was just a guaranteed day off....
It is the 'Year of the Ass'.
I spent a goodly amount of time in a mall on Thursday, (yeah, slam me for being a last minute shopper), and spent exactly my second day of the year in a mall walking around to find my last gift.
I was in the zone, nothing could keep me from my target; my last gift. The denim tried their hardest, though. I don't know if it is the water, genetics, or the new cut of jeans this year. But the Gap/Old Navy/Ralph Lauren tried to do their best.
Everyone, I mean EVERYONE had a very nice caboose. I thought I was in heat, but I mentioned this to LBG on our Christmas night outing and he agreed, with several examples pointed out to me inside Snookies Grill.
I wonder if denim has a vintage, because I will remember the year 2004. Ahhh. What a year.
The only reason I write this is the fact that I had the opportunity to just relax on the eve of Christmas Eve, spend a great evening with the folks on Christmas Eve, spend a great day on Christmas Day eating every two hours, spend a great evening with LBG on the perfunctory Christmas night depressurazation night out, and the night of snow crab legs, buffalo wings, and some really nice asses to look at tonight. Curse you, Mer for not having your ass there, too...
This was the first Christmas for me in over five. Till now it was just a guaranteed day off....
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