Some Mid-week Peeves...

On being accident prone:

I'm not accident prone per se, other than the occasional stubbed toe or barked shin, but I am prone to splinters. Man I HATE splinters. I could brush my hand across the newly bathed and lotioned ass of a supermodel and come away with a splinter, somehow, some way... And the one sticking into the ball of my left thumb today was metal, a fraction of the guage of a hypodermic, and sticking just far out enough to catch anything and everything, but you needed a jeweler's loop to freaking find it...

The mail box:

The mail center has about ten, fifteen, EMPTY, parking spaces surrounding it, so why do these lard-asses feel the compulsion to stop their cars on the main drive, throw on their hazards, get out and walk over to get their mail? It's like a freaking road course every evening coming home and driving through... Two thirds of the occupants of the townhouses here are medical professionals, as the largest medical center is literally in our backyard, but I guess they can't practice what they preach and freaking park and walk fifteen feet to the mailbox...

The Freeway:

Be the careful guy. Leave a safe distance between your vehicle and the one in front of you. What happens then? Some ass-clown moves into your lane creating an unsafe distance between all three cars....

We interrupt this post to bring you this late breaking news:

Southern Cal 55 - Oklahoma 19

Fight On for ol' SC

Our men Fight On to victory

Our Alma Mater dear

looks up to you

Fight On and win

For ol' SC

Fight On to victory

Fight On!

Pops is probably going to be up all night. If a minor detail at work keeps him up all night, this will give him an all nighter for sure, savoring the meeting with one of his loudmouthed OU counterparts tomorrow morning....

Me...I'm going to bed. I already got LBG all skittish with my spontaneous outbursts this evening.

This has been an excellent week... despite all the crap dumped on this kiddo....